We think that if Lillian’s life journey leads her to seek a career in diplomacy, she may encounter a few roadblocks.
While she is mostly sweet and charming, when things don’t go her way (as when she is not permitted to wield 12″ chef’s knives) she sometimes engages in an activity that we southerners refer to as “pitching a fit”. This involves lying on the floor, kicking one’s legs vigorously while waving one’s arms wildly and expressing displeasure vocally — current sounds favored are guttural grunts and lion-like roars, punctuated by high-pitched, blood curdling shrieks.
In addition, she exhibits a lack of interest in linguistic precision in social situations — you might even call it a lack of sensitivity to the subtle nuances of certain words. For example, she refers to most other children she meets as “babies”, whether or not they are younger than she is.
A couple of days ago at Southside Place’s delightful Fire Truck Park, Lillian was happily climbing and playing on the ladders and decks and slides. Also playing there were three boys, aged four or so, clearly buddies and having a high old time. When they noticed Lillian, they laughed and sniggered and did the sorts of things that four year old boys do to demonstrate to two year old girls their vastly superior wisdom and experience of the world. When Lillian noticed them, she smiled one of her most disarming smiles, pointed at them and said (loudly enough for their mothers to hear) “Cute babies!” The young fellows were stunned to silence, and slunk off to the comfort of their mothers’ arms.
Then, yesterday, at the JCC playground, two girls, aged around three, came out with their mother to play. Lillian said, “Hi, babies!”
“We’re not babies, ” they replied, a bit indignantly.
I suggested brightly that they were all big girls. Lillian tried that phrase out and it appeared that peace and goodwill would prevail, and all three spent some time running and sliding.
Then the other two girls ran ahead of Lillian.
“Wait for me, babies, wait for me!”
“Mama, she called us babies and we are bigger than she is!” wailed one of the girls. “I’m no baby!” cried the other.
“I’m coming, babies, wait for me!” The other girls ran to their mom, shaking with fury.
Fortunately, it was time for us to leave, though such is the power of an ill-chosen word that I fear we left two traumatized three year olds in our wake, and we may yet receive a stern note of protest from their ambassador.