Lillian enjoys the visual arts; place any pencil, pen, crayon or paint-laden brush in her hands and she will quickly and thoroughly decorate any surface you wish — or don’t wish. (We’ve learned that many of the instructions you find on google for removing Sharpie permanent marker from various surfaces don’t work or actually make the problem worse).
Lillian’s dad, Josh, is himself a talented artist and able to produce pictures on demand when she requests. Unfortunately, she now thinks any adult should be equally skilled. Her grandfather can produce a passable eye or mouth or cat or dog — well, at least arguably recognizable. But lately, Lillian has grown bored with these mundane illustrations. “Draw a jaguar,” she will command. Or, “Draw a puma.” Or, “Draw an orangutan.” She is a demanding consumer and pitiless critic, and judges her grandfather’s efforts harshly, claiming that his best effort at an orangutan resembles a lizard or, perhaps, a spider.
That’s usually when grandpa suggests going for a walk.